Intrepid New York reporter Jean Emery sends us the following:

To counteract the unattainable house lust brought on by that gorgeous house in Portland, this is a bungalow for sale for $145,000 in upstate New York – Greenwich, a tiny town (but with one or two good restaurants) about twenty minutes from Saratoga Springs. Outside is charming, inside less so; not a lot of A&C detail.

29 Cottage Street, Greenwich NY